I…am a Christian
Descendant of God himself,
I get on my knees every night and recite
10 Our Fathers but 1 Hail Mary
I fight the good fight.
I am a Christian!
Dictator of what is good and evil
So if you do not give in to what I believe
Then you are worthless
You do not deserve to live
I am a Christian
No weapon of death formed against me shall prosper
Because God simply loves me more than he loves thee
Your loss simply means you did not pray enough
So pray and may he hear your plea
I am a Christian
I love my neighbours as I love myself
But shall declare war on the sodomist and the whore
So yes although I “love” you
I simply love me more
I am a Christian
I have never sinned a day in my life
So who better than I to tell you why
The way you live your life
Is simply not divine
I am a Christian
I have followed the scriptures since birth
Having faith that I am Jesus reincarnate
So when I die, my flesh shall ascend to the pearly gate
And sing to angels as they await that…
i am a christian.
i have done all that you asked
i have preached my version of the sermon of God’s lesson
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